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| March 28, 2006, 23:36 | |
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TheMI3
Starving Artist 520 posts 
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There's a really creepy chinese guy who lives in my house at uni (and not by my choice). One of my other housemates, a guy called Matt, gave him my msn. I wish he hadn't, because the following chat logs are the most dumb things ever. They're quite funny, but only because Grant (or Grunt as we called him until we found out his real name) is such an idiot. I thought you guys might like it. Won't take too long to read. I promise. Sunday night grant: hi, sam, how are you ? Sam -Doing the 24 hour comic: fine, u? grant - fine too, i saw your father yesterday. sorry for didn't have a long chat with him . cos i didn't brush my teeth. Sam -Doing the 24 hour comic - ok Sam -Doing the 24 hour comic - thats fine grant - so, what are you doing at home? reading your cosmic book or just listen to the music? Sam -Doing the 24 hour comic - im drawing grant - when you finished, could you take it back and let me see it? Sam -Doing the 24 hour comic - when i come bak after easter grant - ok, would you introduce some cosmic website or cartoon website for me ? i am bored. Sam -Doing the 24 hour comic - www.penny-arcade.com grant - ok, i will check it out later. Sam, you were talking about "give it a toss", right? is it equal to "i don't care"? Sam -Doing the 24 hour comic - yeah? grant - i can't find it in my dictionary. 26/03/2006 21:18:07 Sam -Doing the 24 hour comic slang 26/03/2006 21:19:03 grant ok, i will try to search it with google. which music band or singer do you like? sammy. 26/03/2006 21:19:56 Sam -Doing the 24 hour comic radiohead 26/03/2006 21:20:45 grant why don't you like britney spears? I like her very 26/03/2006 21:20:58 Sam -Doing the 24 hour comic i hate her music 26/03/2006 21:21:13 grant which movie star do you like ? 26/03/2006 21:21:39 grant why? her song is awesome and sweet. she make me hard-on. 26/03/2006 21:21:57 Sam -Doing the 24 hour comic matt? 26/03/2006 21:22:47 grant No, i mean movie star. Matt is not a movie star. 26/03/2006 21:23:07 Sam -Doing the 24 hour comic erm 26/03/2006 21:24:03 grant who is erm? 26/03/2006 21:25:08 Sam -Doing the 24 hour comic never mind 26/03/2006 21:26:11 grant no, i want to know your favorite movie star, no mattter male or female. 26/03/2006 21:26:26 Sam -Doing the 24 hour comic i dont really have one 26/03/2006 21:27:12 grant but you are a movie fans. There must have someone. 26/03/2006 21:27:28 Sam -Doing the 24 hour comic not really 26/03/2006 21:30:01 grant how about the daughter in <<24>>? the leading actress in <<the girl next door>>. 26/03/2006 21:30:34 Sam -Doing the 24 hour comic why are tere <<<things her>>> 26/03/2006 21:31:34 grant why are tere <<<things her>>>? what you mean? 26/03/2006 21:33:43 grant I am talking Elisha Cuthbert! 26/03/2006 21:34:48 Sam -Doing the 24 hour comic you want to fuck her, grunt? 26/03/2006 21:36:08 grant I am grant, not grunt. grunt can be explained to related with pig. For me, she is not tall enough. 26/03/2006 21:36:18 Sam -Doing the 24 hour comic roffle 26/03/2006 21:37:11 grant what do roffle means ? my child. 26/03/2006 21:38:13 Sam -Doing the 24 hour comic my child? 26/03/2006 21:39:47 grant yes, compared with me, you are much younger.So, i call you "my child". If you don't like it, i will call "boy" or "son". 26/03/2006 21:40:21 Sam -Doing the 24 hour comic not that much younger 26/03/2006 21:41:08 grant come on, you are just 17. You are even under age for smoking and alcohol. 26/03/2006 21:41:25 Sam -Doing the 24 hour comic 18 26/03/2006 21:41:26 Sam -Doing the 24 hour comic idiot 26/03/2006 21:41:33 Sam -Doing the 24 hour comic and smoking is 16 26/03/2006 21:42:28 grant ok, so i am nearly ten years older than you. Boy. 26/03/2006 21:43:28 Sam -Doing the 24 hour comic are yu really grunt? 26/03/2006 21:44:32 grant No, i am grant. Not grunt. This is my final remind 26/03/2006 21:44:46 grant sorry, should be reminder. 26/03/2006 21:45:23 grant who do you think i am? if i am not grant. 26/03/2006 21:45:54 Sam -Doing the 24 hour comic nt imptnt 26/03/2006 21:46:46 grant Radiohead are regarded as being among the most fearlessly creative bands of their era, although they are not universally popular. In general, their music is more complex than that of other pop musicians, incorporating a wide range of influences across genres and time periods, but they identify with the punk and post-punk movements rather than with progressive rock. 26/03/2006 21:47:20 grant Sam -Doing the 24 hour comic what the hell do the "nt imptnt" means? Stop play with me, son 26/03/2006 21:48:09 Sam -Doing the 24 hour comic k 26/03/2006 21:49:34 grant It's time for cooking. I will chat with you the other day. See you, my child. 26/03/2006 21:49:44 Sam -Doing the 24 hour comic bye 26/03/2006 21:49:49 Sam -Doing the 24 hour comic zorz 26/03/2006 21:50:19 grant zorz you too, byebye. There's more, a lot more. Some of it's funnier, but I don't want to flood you with it now, do i? ____________ This is my Blog. There are many like it, but this one is mine! (Now actual posts on it) http://www.chiefillustrator.com |
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| March 29, 2006, 00:45 | |
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Woody
HEAD BLACK MAN 722 posts 
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My child. Give us his screen name! [Edited on March 29, 2006 by Woody] ____________ boredome is the bitter fruit of too much routine |
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| March 29, 2006, 12:39 | |
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PEader
お前はもう死んでいる 1486 posts 
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Go on my child.
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| March 29, 2006, 13:13 | |
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Fiona
games are terrible -9616558 posts 
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We must have his address now, boy. He make Woody hard on. [Edited on March 29, 2006 by Fiona] ____________ laffo |
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| March 29, 2006, 14:02 | |
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Oyster
Creative Incontinence 129 posts 
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her song is awesome and sweet. she make me hard-on.
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| March 29, 2006, 14:54 | |
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PEader
お前はもう死んでいる 1486 posts
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Chat logs are way too hard to read when people's nicks aren't clearly marked.
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| March 29, 2006, 14:58 | |
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Fiona
games are terrible -9616558 posts
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This is why IRC does the < > thing innit.
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| March 29, 2006, 15:32 | |
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TheMI3
Starving Artist 520 posts
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His msn is gebilly2016@hotmail.com Oh, and don't let him know you got it off me. It's more fun to take the piss when he doesn't realise. From Sunday. 27/03/2006 01:54:19 grant> Hi, long time no see 27/03/2006 01:54:38 Sam> stoomzorx 27/03/2006 01:55:21 grant> what's that? is it a code?  27/03/2006 01:55:41 Sam> W007 27/03/2006 01:55:58 grant> oh, i remember the word stoom. It means sam. 27/03/2006 01:56:12 grant> you are in WC? 27/03/2006 01:56:39 Sam> wailing caverns? 27/03/2006 01:58:00 grant> what you mean? I am grant. Not matt. so i don't know what you are talking about. 27/03/2006 01:58:11 Sam> s;ghae;ksnh 27/03/2006 01:58:40 grant> It seems that you are insane. 27/03/2006 01:59:08 grant> sorry for what i have said. But that's my impression. 27/03/2006 01:59:24 grant> Sorry, please don't angry. 27/03/2006 01:59:45 Sam> roffletruck 27/03/2006 02:00:43 grant> yes, it is truck 27/03/2006 02:00:59 grant> are you watching 24? 27/03/2006 02:01:16 Sam> nozorz 27/03/2006 02:01:35 grant> ghe3eq 27/03/2006 02:11:35 grant> Hi, still there/ 27/03/2006 02:11:53 Sam> woot? 27/03/2006 02:12:21 grant> wootz 27/03/2006 02:13:04 grant> sam, why you hate me so much? I didn't offend you. 27/03/2006 02:13:28 Sam> i dont hate you. im just weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeird 27/03/2006 02:14:19 grant> So why you are so weird? Tell me, i will find a solution for you. 27/03/2006 02:14:35 Sam> oh, and you keep touching me. please stop doing that 27/03/2006 02:15:28 grant Sam -Doing the 24 hour comic you mean stop to talk with you? 27/03/2006 02:15:47 Sam> no, stop touching. you keep touching my neck and trying to put your arm around me 27/03/2006 02:18:09 grant> Ok, i will not do that again, I swear. Cos in china, sometimes, people touch their friends shoulder to show their friendship. For you, maybe it means sort of gay action. I am not gay. I promise. 27/03/2006 02:18:41 Sam> k 27/03/2006 02:19:11 grant> so, that's the only reason you hate me? 27/03/2006 02:19:43 Sam> it's kind of awkward talking to a strange chinese fellow who keeps trying to touch 27/03/2006 02:19:44 Sam> you 27/03/2006 02:20:38 grant> If i stop touching you, can you stop thinking i am 27/03/2006 02:21:03 grant> stop thinking i am strange? 27/03/2006 02:21:23 Sam> ok 27/03/2006 02:21:49 grant> so, do you think we are friend? 27/03/2006 02:22:10 Sam> yeah sure, whatever 27/03/2006 02:23:48 grant> Yeah!!!! I just receive the reply from Home office. They agree to let me stay another year! 27/03/2006 02:24:22 grant> So, we can stay together in the next two and a half months. 27/03/2006 02:24:36 Sam> great 27/03/2006 02:25:23 grant> And professor luma treat me with the cookie of his 27/03/2006 02:25:36 grant> of his country today. 27/03/2006 02:26:10 Sam> his name is omar 27/03/2006 02:26:29 grant> I mean the professor live in our house. 27/03/2006 02:26:53 Sam> yeah, professor omar 27/03/2006 02:27:07 grant> Oh, whatever. The important thing is not his name but his cookie. It is really tasty. 27/03/2006 02:27:32 Sam> yeah, i bet 27/03/2006 02:28:29 grant> he also empty the rubbish bin and will throw the bowels in the sink to the store which is in front of our house. 27/03/2006 02:28:57 grant> Do you like professor omar? 27/03/2006 02:29:05 Sam> not really 27/03/2006 02:29:52 grant> But he treat you as his brother. he always said "my brother". 27/03/2006 02:30:08 Sam> because hes a wanker 27/03/2006 02:31:03 grant> oh, my god. are you really sam or Matt? Both you said hes a wanker. 27/03/2006 02:31:48 grant> ok, let's change another topic. what do the "roffletruck" mean? 27/03/2006 02:33:00 grant> you there? 27/03/2006 02:34:40 grant> hi, are you there? my housemate. 27/03/2006 02:35:35 grant> Come on! 27/03/2006 02:36:31 grant> why you angry again? Is not reasonable. 27/03/2006 02:37:55 grant> ok, it is time to sleep. Good night, my friend. 27/03/2006 02:38:05 Sam> i was getting br 27/03/2006 02:38:07 Sam> grub 27/03/2006 02:38:50 grant> grub means food, right? 27/03/2006 02:38:58 Sam> aye 27/03/2006 02:39:50 grant> no, i don't understand. were you just getting food? 27/03/2006 02:39:57 Sam> yes 27/03/2006 02:41:08 grant> ok, can you tell me what is roffletruck? 27/03/2006 02:41:20 Sam> its a piece of transport 27/03/2006 02:42:00 grant> so, what do roffle means? 27/03/2006 02:42:29 Sam> hilarity 27/03/2006 02:44:08 grant> you means happy? 27/03/2006 02:44:15 Sam> grant yes 27/03/2006 02:45:01 grant> so, roffletruck means happy truck? 27/03/2006 02:45:36 Sam> grant yes 27/03/2006 02:45:38 Sam> i guess 27/03/2006 02:45:59 grant> my god, you guess? 27/03/2006 02:46:09 Sam> lolz 27/03/2006 02:46:33 grant> I have saw some car with lots of cream and sausage 27/03/2006 02:47:11 Sam> i dont want to know 27/03/2006 02:47:43 grant> they were running in the street all day and night;and sold the food to the kids. are they illegal? to escape from the government tax? 27/03/2006 02:48:08 Sam> ice cream vans? 27/03/2006 02:48:43 grant> yes, ice cream, sausage, and some other drinks. 27/03/2006 02:48:58 Sam> not illegal grant 27/03/2006 02:49:53 grant> when they are running, they sometimes stop at the street. and ring the bell to absorb the attention of the child. 27/03/2006 02:50:54 grant> You said they are not illegal. But they don't have any store, they sell stuff in that car! How can the government tax them/ 27/03/2006 02:51:07 Sam> i dunno 27/03/2006 02:51:28 grant> you don't know? 27/03/2006 02:51:41 Sam> why would I? And from yesterday 27/03/2006 20:19:16 grant> stoom 27/03/2006 20:21:14 grant> hi, sam 28/03/2006 21:11:15 grant> sam, did you receive my greeting card? 28/03/2006 21:11:35 Sam> yes i did 28/03/2006 21:12:08 grant> hope you have a excellent vacation. 28/03/2006 21:12:47 Sam> thanks 28/03/2006 21:13:53 grant> why you always depress? is the course tough? 28/03/2006 21:14:13 Sam> no 28/03/2006 21:15:34 grant> There's alway some reason for it, right? Tell me, i am yourfriend. Maybe we can fix it together. 28/03/2006 21:15:47 Sam> don't worry about it 28/03/2006 21:15:49 Sam> im fine 28/03/2006 21:16:33 grant> ok, last night, why didn't you answer me? depressed again? 28/03/2006 21:16:48 Sam> eating food 28/03/2006 21:18:49 grant> That's why you and me are fatty. Try to stop the habit. Eating too much in midnight is not good. 28/03/2006 21:19:00 Sam> meh 28/03/2006 21:21:09 grant> Do you know Audrey Hepburn? 28/03/2006 21:21:19 Sam> not personnally 28/03/2006 21:23:17 grant> Yeah, she's a famous movie star and had pass away. 28/03/2006 21:23:17 grant> But you heard the story about her,right? 28/03/2006 21:23:36 Sam> no 28/03/2006 21:24:15 grant> Jesus, ok, just forget it. 28/03/2006 21:24:24 Sam> ok 28/03/2006 21:26:12 grant> I bought some cheddar today, how to eat it? I mean, do i need to paste them to the breads like butter? 28/03/2006 21:26:41 Sam> you slice it 28/03/2006 21:26:48 Sam> with a knife 28/03/2006 21:27:33 grant> do i need to heat it up before i put it into the bread? 28/03/2006 21:27:42 Sam> no 28/03/2006 21:27:45 Sam> that would be silly 28/03/2006 21:29:16 grant> ok, just clamp it with two breads? or also add some slices of the ham? 28/03/2006 21:29:51 Sam> if you want 28/03/2006 21:29:56 Sam> its a personal taste thing 28/03/2006 21:31:55 grant> ok, thank you. and how about the custard? just heat it up and eat it when it cool down? or put it to the breads? 28/03/2006 21:32:16 Sam> bread sure 28/03/2006 21:34:06 grant> but the professor loma told me that just eat it directly,like a jelly 28/03/2006 21:34:18 Sam> whatever you want 28/03/2006 21:35:49 grant> ok,so what are your drawing? series cartoon? 28/03/2006 21:36:06 Sam> how did you know i was drawing? 28/03/2006 21:37:12 grant> It was apearing in your msn message. you said 24 hours drawing. 28/03/2006 21:37:33 Sam> that was two days ago 28/03/2006 21:37:41 Sam> my name is just sam atmo 28/03/2006 21:38:48 grant> why you tell me about that? i am not talking about your name. i know your name is sam. 28/03/2006 21:39:08 Sam> my msn message/name is sam at the moment 28/03/2006 21:39:17 Sam> the comic thing was on sunday 28/03/2006 21:41:29 grant> yes, but your name is not related to the comic thing which we are talking. i did ask your name. 28/03/2006 21:41:46 Sam> you arent even making sense anymore 28/03/2006 21:43:09 grant> yes, i didn't make sense. you want me to call you sam and not sammy? 28/03/2006 21:43:25 Sam> wtf? 28/03/2006 21:45:08 grant> really, i have check the chat record. Your name was sam in two days ago. So, i wasn't wrong, was i ? 28/03/2006 21:46:34 Sam> yeah, but you asked me how my drawing was going and then when i asked you how did you know i was drawing you said my message was the 24 hour comic thing. but that was two days ago, so that would suggest ive finished with that 28/03/2006 21:47:53 grant> Yes, but it's nothing about your name. Why you said :"my name is just sam atmo"? 28/03/2006 21:48:56 Sam> because it had nothing to do with the 24 hour comic which prompted you to ask how my drawing was going 28/03/2006 21:48:56 grant> you make me mix-up. 28/03/2006 21:49:05 Sam> i make you mix-up? 28/03/2006 21:49:17 Sam> you make me very mix-up 28/03/2006 21:50:13 grant> ok, whatever, thanks for telling me your full name. 28/03/2006 21:50:27 Sam> what? when did i do that? 28/03/2006 21:50:56 grant> sam atmo 28/03/2006 21:51:08 Sam> oh right 28/03/2006 21:51:38 grant> that's really your name? 28/03/2006 21:51:44 Sam> yeah 28/03/2006 21:52:39 grant> ok, sam, where can i buy some slang dictionary? 28/03/2006 21:52:46 Sam> book shop? 28/03/2006 21:54:52 grant> No, i means that if i want to buy some book or dictionary online, which website i need to visit? I prefer a big one, or it will be easy to cause some credit card crime. 28/03/2006 21:55:07 Sam> amazon? 28/03/2006 21:56:15 grant> isn't it in american? you sure they will deliver the book to our accomodation? 28/03/2006 21:56:27 Sam> www.amazon.co.uk 28/03/2006 21:57:07 grant> ok, thank you. You are really helpful. 28/03/2006 21:57:54 grant> Sam, you are a nice person. decent, honest, just like the harry poter. 28/03/2006 21:59:48 grant> are there any famous book shop in London? 28/03/2006 22:03:19 grant> ok, i apologize sincerely, if i said anything wrong. 28/03/2006 22:08:21 grant> got to leave, see you. 28/03/2006 22:32:55 grant> sam, you there? Man, I should totally be filling out this job form. ____________ This is my Blog. There are many like it, but this one is mine! (Now actual posts on it) http://www.chiefillustrator.com |
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| March 29, 2006, 16:34 | |
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Sandman
F3n!x0r 1194 posts 
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ROFFLETRUCK
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| March 29, 2006, 17:31 | |
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Rincewind
programmer 1545 posts 
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'Sam Atmo', 'nice and decent like the Harry Poter', what else could one wish for.  Haha these conversations are great, keep them coming! Now I have a little story about a Chinese guy at our school which we had in our class. He didn't speak a word Dutch, and had no idea really what the fuck was going on. He did speak a bit English though, and that is how we communicated with him. However, the teacher did not know the Chinese guy did not understand Dutch. So in Dutch class - I don't know what he did there anyway -, there was a lot of talking coming from his direction. *Teacher looks in the direction of the Chinese guy* <Teacher> Hey, keep it a bit silent there! *Chinese guy looks very nervously around him hoping that somebody explains what the teacher wants from him* <Friend> It is your gum, your gum! <Chinese> Heh <Friend> Fast, fast, your gum! *The teacher actually looks at the Chinese guy now because of all the talking going on around him* *The chinese guy gets all red and moves nervously around waiting for more explanation from my class mates* <Friend> Out of the window, quick, out of the window! Spit it out! FAST SPIT IT OUT! *Chinese guy totally panics, gets all red, everybody is looking at him, our teacher is about to say something to him* <Friend> NOW!!!!!!! *The Chinese spits his chewing gum right out of the open window* That was so insanely funny. [Edited on March 29, 2006 by Rincewind] ____________ Personal website: http://www.loijson.com |
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| March 29, 2006, 18:49 | |
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Oyster
Creative Incontinence 129 posts
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That's why you and me are fatty. Try to stop the habit. Eating too much in midnight is not good.
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| March 29, 2006, 18:51 | |
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Oyster
Creative Incontinence 129 posts
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he wants a slang dictionary? Point him in the direction of Roger's Profanisaurus. ____________ |
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| March 29, 2006, 18:55 | |
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Gobliz
一年 75 posts 
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whahaha OMG, I've really chosen the wrong university.
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| March 29, 2006, 20:07 | |
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DTM
Earthling! 821 posts 
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Quote: they were running in the street all day and night;and sold the food to the kids. are they illegal? to escape from the government tax?  *wonders if that happens in china* 
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| March 29, 2006, 21:06 | |
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TheMI3
Starving Artist 520 posts
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I'm glad you like him. Let me know if any of you guys speak to him at all. I'd like to see those chat logs. ____________ This is my Blog. There are many like it, but this one is mine! (Now actual posts on it) http://www.chiefillustrator.com |
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| March 29, 2006, 22:10 | |
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Oyster
Creative Incontinence 129 posts
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gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: do you like TELETUBBIES? ____________ |
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| March 29, 2006, 23:21 | |
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Oyster
Creative Incontinence 129 posts
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gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: now i am listening to <<how to disappear competely>> Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: sucky song gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: hi, alex Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: hi Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: where are you getting these songs from? gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: my friend has some of their song. gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: good to meet you. Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: and to meet you Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: your friend? Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: whose he? gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: is alex a girl or boy? Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: i'm a boy, i think Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: roffle gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: some chinese guy, a net friend Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: i've been told otherwise... gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: ok, are you also a student of uh? alex Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: i'm a student of life Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: and you're failing Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: i might drop out gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: haha.....alex seems funny. gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: wich singer or band do you like? alex. Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: Led Zeppelin Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: Skinny Puppy Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: James Blunt Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: my mate steve plays a lot of skinny puppy to us when we're smoking Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: have you heard of skindred? it's like reggae punk Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: nope Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: i only heard of skinny puppy of a forum so i downloaded some of it Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: it rockzors Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: its good, try and find it on youtube or something Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: in time, i will. gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: sorry, i don't know much about western singer. gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: are they britain singers? Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: i think skindred might be british Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: James Blunt is a singer of god. Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: Skinny puppy are american gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: sam, do you like other singers beside radiohead? Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: system of a down, slipknot, 7 seconds of love...i tihnk you've asked me before Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: slipknot? Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: deary me. Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: the subliminal verses is actually not entirely shit Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: that album is actually good Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: their early stuff is lame Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: I've only heard a few of their singles, but i'm goingwith the popular opinion that they are commercialised toss. gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: i only know britney spears, loppez, madona, michael jackson. Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: well, maybe ill send you one track off their new album which is so totally not slipknot, that youll freak Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: besides i got the album for free so meh Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: why free Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: you stole it? Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: my mate does that. gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: so, you don't like commercialised singer? Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: No Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: free student cds bizzatch Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: James blunt is the exception Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: free student cds? Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: whats all this Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: i got 10 free cds with my hsbc student account Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: cool Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: very gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: where can i get some cd free? besides bt in internet, i mean Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: though with stealing, you can get as many as you want! Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: Wear a long coat, and stick the CDs under it. Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: then walk out. ignore the security sensors, there just there to scare of teenagers. gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: so, how old are you, alex. if you don't mind Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: 16 gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: haha, that's steal Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: it's only stealing if you get caught... Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: bit torrent is stealing Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: no, its free candy. Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: good, i like to chat with young person. they are not boring. gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: wait a mintue, are you a chating robot? alex Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: I'm very much alive. Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: he's not a bot gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: yeah, i think bt is illegal. maybe emule will be better. Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: yeah maybe... Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: probally gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: are you british? alex Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: i am quarter scottish Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: but the rest is brittish gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: why you don't like west life or back street boy? Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: do you like west life or back street boy? gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: i always want to go to the scotland.Not enough money. Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: its cold Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: i've never been myself Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: but the men there wear skirts Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: i went once Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: not good if you ask me. Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: i walked up a mountain, took 5 fucking hours Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: god invented cars... gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: i think west life might be better, Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: eastenders beats them all gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: did you guys been to hongkong or taiwan? Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: no Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: but it could have been quite Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: ive not been no gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: ok, i might go to scotland next year. gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: and mightbe ireland, the plane ticket is cheap. gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: which movie star do you like, alex? Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: Tim Burton gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: do you like TELETUBBIES? Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: yes Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: i have all their eppisodes on dvd Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: you lie Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: you have them on vhs Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: *and* dvd Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: Do you like telli tubbies gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: i have just saw a 15 mintues in my friends house. i don't have tv and tv licence. Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: What did you think of it Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: did you like it? gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: well, cos that's the only tv program i saw in britain. Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: most british TV is based on the TELEBTUBBIES Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: why was your friend watching tellitubies? gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: i have saw Planet Of The Apes Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: "If you ask someone what their favourite telitubbie is, a sure freind they will be." gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: he's a american boy. Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: what is your favourite bit of telletubbits Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: who is an american boy? gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: a friend of my former housemate, so he is a friend of friend. gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: the boy means the one i saw the tv in his room gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: i also like <<Sleepy Hollow>>, the picture is great. Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: oh no Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: what Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: i thought you said you didnt like that one alex Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: no i love it Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: it is the milestone in timburtons devleopment Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: all the ones after Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: i dont lieke as much Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: as the ones before Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: ah Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: i like it too Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: lets have a hug gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: sam. why you take your tv away? i means the tv used to be in the kitchen Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: maybe he wanted TELETUBBIES in private? Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: yeah, and now its on my cupboard in my room gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: lets have a kiss on face Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: cool gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: i want to watch tv with you. i hate <<24>> now. Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: WHAT'S BROWN AND HIDES FROM NAZIS Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: THE DIARRHEA OF ANNE FRANK Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: roffletruck gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: do you guys like <<Prison Break>>or <<StarGate.SG1>. Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: <<not really> Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: WHATS BROWN AND COMES OUT OF MY ARSE Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: POO. Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: ive not seen <<pr1s0n brak3>> gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: which female movie star do you like, alex? Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: po Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: who do you like grant? gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: for me, Kate Beckinsale Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: She has nice knockers Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: yes she does gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: Scarlett Johansson Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: is hot Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: Johnny Depp Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: is also hot gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: Kate Beckinsale is a bit old now. Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: there only old when their hips get replaced. Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: so you wouldnt fuck her then grant? gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: Johnny Depp is one of the best movie actor, i like the movie <<from the hell>>and <<secret window>. Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: Would you fuck johnny depp? Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: from the hell? dont you mean from hell? Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: im being pedantic really gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: i want her on top of me, sam gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: no, it's a movie about the serious killer jack Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: yeah, its called from hell Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: and whilst he is a serious killer, they normally refer to him as the serial killer Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: and its based on a comic Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: Do you want johnny depp on top of you gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: it's about <<Jack the Ripper>> Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: so it <<is>> gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: Jack the Ripper,sorry Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: <<yes>> Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: grant, have you ever taken drugs? gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: no, i want Kate Beckinsale on top of me. gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: no, i am a good man. i am not smoke or taking drug. Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: would you want kate beckinsale underneath you Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: i would gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: she's too old for you, sam Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: nah gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: she can be your mother Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: and Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: i know men who have had their mother ontop of them. gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: but i think Catherine Zeta-Jones is the most beautiful female in britain. Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: we normally call her simply a woman Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: who is quite hot gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: you give me creep, alex. Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: sorry gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: i need to offline now, boys. cos i need to go to the laundry and collect my clothes. nice chat with you. and i hope i can continue to chat with you , alex. of course, also sam. bye bye. Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: add alex Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: yes Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: to your msn Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: add me gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: how can i add you, alex? Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: i'm not sure Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: try using <<the button>> Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: same way you added me gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: ok, alex, give me your email address,then i can add you. Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: oystercake@hotmail.co.uk gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: ok, i will add. gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: i made it. see you guys. wish chat with you later. Chivecore Oyster... Where's that confounded Bridge? says: cool Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: k gebilly2016@hotmail.com says: bye-bye Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn says: bye ____________ |
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If this were Something Awful, it would be in Comedy Goldmine.
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Yeah, totally would be. EDIT: He was confused about Alex. 29/03/2006 22:19:06 grant Sam> hi,sam 29/03/2006 22:19:43 Sam> hi 29/03/2006 22:20:37 grant> still drawing? 29/03/2006 22:20:50 Sam> yes grant, ive been drawing for 24 solid hours 29/03/2006 22:23:02 grant> straight up? 29/03/2006 22:23:21 grant> someone there? 29/03/2006 22:23:46 Sam> yeah, what? 29/03/2006 22:24:20 grant> where's your girlfriend ? 29/03/2006 22:24:33 Sam> i dont have a girlfriend 29/03/2006 22:25:26 grant> i mean alex, the robot for chating, some kind of the softwares. 29/03/2006 22:25:41 Sam> no 29/03/2006 22:25:44 Sam> he's real 29/03/2006 22:26:18 Sam> he cant see you online apparently 29/03/2006 22:26:22 grant> why he typed so fast? 29/03/2006 22:26:28 Sam> because hes a nerd 29/03/2006 22:27:29 grant=> ok, i need to take a hot bath now, see you later. 29/03/2006 22:27:42 Sam - Oblivion is teh pwn> lol [Edited on March 30, 2006 by TheMI3] ____________ This is my Blog. There are many like it, but this one is mine! (Now actual posts on it) http://www.chiefillustrator.com |
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grant says: alex, are you underage for alcohol? Chivecore Oyster says: sadly grant says: No, i think it is good to you. Sam always get pissed.It's really bad. ---------- grant says: are there any virgin among your friend? Chivecore Oyster says: several grant says: i means congratulation. ----------- grant says: oh, no, i love british girl, i want to chase some girl pretty and virgin. ----------- grant says: you were offline? Chivecore Oyster says: my computer fucked me grant says: cos you play him too much... Chivecore Oyster says: does your computer fuck you grant says: no, cos i always kiss her. it make her comfortable. --------- grant says: so, alex, how do you know sam? your age is different. Chivecore Oyster says: we used to program games using DIV grant says: wow, you means you are a computer programmer? Chivecore Oyster says: i used to be grant says: that's awesome. grant says: but you are just 16 ! grant says: what a genius ----- [Edited on March 31, 2006 by Oyster] ____________ |
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WHAT A GENIUS.
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grant says: is beer also sort of alcohol? --------- grant says: but you said you are underage for alcohol. how can you drink cocktail? grant says: offlicense do not sell beer to some children like you? Chivecore Oyster says: yes but some people still do it grant says: oh, no, they are really bad guys. Evil adult. [Edited on March 31, 2006 by Oyster] ____________ |
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grant says: what kind of dance do you like? Chivecore Oyster says: lap dancin grant says: desktop dance? Chivecore Oyster says: you could say that grant says: that's for the strip girl. grant says: alex, are you gay or straight? if you don't mind..... Chivecore Oyster says: i am straight Chivecore Oyster says: wht about you grant says: me too. But your language always scare me. though i respect the gays. Chivecore Oyster says: what language? grant says: lap dance.... Chivecore Oyster says: but lap dance is straight! grant says: I think it's for the girl. sorry, maybe my mistake. Chivecore Oyster says: ah no grant says: ok, maybe you can dance and show me what and how it is. as i told you, i don't know much about dance. i am just learning. probably my fault. please forgive me. Chivecore Oyster says: ah i can't dance grant says: no, you can,mate. i thought lap dancin is for the girls who want to make big money in some joint. maybe you can change my mind and impression. Chivecore Oyster says: ... ____________ |
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Man the guy has grown normal already, meh. 
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He kept asking me to teach him how to dance as well. I just showed him moshing, or at least tried to explain it. He didn't believe me.
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