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March 7, 2006, 00:30
Rhovanion
Exterminated
666 posts
Jesus is a man
Jesus loves all people
Jesus is bisexual

:cry:
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March 7, 2006, 01:29
Woody
HEAD BLACK MAN
722 posts

OMG
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boredome is the bitter fruit of too much routine
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March 7, 2006, 01:30
Fiona
games are terrible
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wtf

[Edited on March 7, 2006 by Fiona]
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laffo
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March 7, 2006, 01:40
Woody
HEAD BLACK MAN
722 posts

lol
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boredome is the bitter fruit of too much routine
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March 7, 2006, 08:21
Gobliz
一年
75 posts

w00t
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March 7, 2006, 13:13
PEader
お前はもう死んでいる
1486 posts

OMG this is like predicate logic in an alternate dimension.
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March 7, 2006, 13:44
Fiona
games are terrible
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[centre][/centre]





[centre][/centre]
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laffo
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March 7, 2006, 14:45
TheMI3
Starving Artist
520 posts

MY EYES!!! THEY BLEED!1
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March 7, 2006, 16:08
Sandman
F3n!x0r
1194 posts

wooo
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BennuWiki
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March 7, 2006, 16:57
DTM
Earthling!
821 posts

You didn't listen in your RE lessons did you:

Quote:
There are several Greek words for Love that are regularly referred to in Christian circles.

* Agape - In the New Testament, agapē is charitable, selfless, altruistic, and unconditional. It is parental love seen as creating goodness in the world, it is the way God is seen to love humanity, and it is seen as the kind of love that Christians aspire to have for others.
* Phileo - Also used in the New Testament, Phileo is a human response to something that is found to be delightful. Also known as "brotherly love".
* Two other words for love in the Greek language -- Eros (sexual love) and storge (needy child-to parent love) were never used in the New Testament.

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March 7, 2006, 17:02
DTM
Earthling!
821 posts

I forgot the smilie!
:annoyed:
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March 7, 2006, 19:29
Deadmaster
Where is Johnny?
458 posts
HASSLE

HASSLE

HASSLE
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GO TO TEXTUAL ANARCHY II YOU FISHDOG YOU
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March 8, 2006, 17:19
Gobliz
一年
75 posts

Mines like sticking a banana between two oranges
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March 8, 2006, 17:25
Deadmaster
Where is Johnny?
458 posts
Quoting DTM:
You didn't listen in your RE lessons did you:

Quote:
There are several Greek words for Love that are regularly referred to in Christian circles.

* Agape - In the New Testament, agapē is charitable, selfless, altruistic, and unconditional. It is parental love seen as creating goodness in the world, it is the way God is seen to love humanity, and it is seen as the kind of love that Christians aspire to have for others.
* Phileo - Also used in the New Testament, Phileo is a human response to something that is found to be delightful. Also known as "brotherly love".
* Two other words for love in the Greek language -- Eros (sexual love) and storge (needy child-to parent love) were never used in the New Testament.


We had English today. I usually rock (high B - middle A level), but I sucked today, cause it was all based around religon and the easter story and such. I couldn't recall the details about stuff so I had problems with the poem :/


I'm listening to David Bowie. :O

[Edited on March 8, 2006 by Deadmaster]
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March 8, 2006, 18:02
Fiona
games are terrible
-9616558 posts

Who isn't listening to David Bowie?
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laffo
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March 8, 2006, 20:25
PEader
お前はもう死んでいる
1486 posts

Quoting Ferret:
Who isn't listening to David Bowie?

David bowie is too pedo for my tastes.
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March 8, 2006, 21:42
Rhovanion
Exterminated
666 posts
how about michael jackson, redaEP?
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March 8, 2006, 22:39
Deadmaster
Where is Johnny?
458 posts
I just heard Ashes to ashes a while back, and now I can't get it out of my head. AGRAhhhhhh
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My site still needs updating and redesigning. My last.fm page.

GO TO TEXTUAL ANARCHY II YOU FISHDOG YOU
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March 8, 2006, 23:07
PEader
お前はもう死んでいる
1486 posts

Quoting Rhovanion:
how about michael jackson, redaEP?

Michale Jackson's songs aren't about having sex with little boys and Billie Jean is not my lover, no I'm not the one.
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March 9, 2006, 00:44
Sandman
F3n!x0r
1194 posts

Sure? :(
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March 9, 2006, 04:53
Fiona
games are terrible
-9616558 posts

No! David Bowie is a god. *Fingers in ears* La la la la la la laaaaa I'm not listening!
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laffo
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March 9, 2006, 19:24
Mezzmer
Square-theorist
792 posts

jeuss was a blak man
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March 9, 2006, 19:28
Fiona
games are terrible
-9616558 posts

All decent unbiased studies point to the fact that Jesus was most likely a black man.
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laffo
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March 11, 2006, 03:57
Rhovanion
Exterminated
666 posts
I think he was rather green. Like Martians.
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March 11, 2006, 10:54
PEader
お前はもう死んでいる
1486 posts

Quoting Ferret:
All decent unbiased studies point to the fact that Jesus was most likely a black man.

Show me one then.
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