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| November 14, 2005, 12:36 | |
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Puniks
AKA Piglet, Skull, but always in reversing mode 58 posts 
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i went for a walk today and this is who i saw along the way by the club, music blearing and lights ahaze i did spot my pal the good old RaverDave in the music shop playing the bugle i saw that man, the one they call Moogle and in the chemist i could see Kjelle asking the assistant for some K Y Jelly and as i neared the park, i was stunned for ther was Sandman taking it up the bum KGB laufed and Jorrit cryed when Easca poked Woodstick in the eye by the school i saw Cartman being a fool Ferret`, Deadmaster and PB too as i passed by the chip shop Dazzy was there ordering the lot and in the video store i did stray Pargon served me and said nothing to pay and i left to continue on my walk comming from the corner i heard a squalk TheMI3 had come to town to lock up all the clowns Rincewind, Squarepusher and Harvard too Including Tesla gave him something for the zoo now in this rhyme i have tryed to place all the chattes in Blige who show there face i dont mean no harm, and i dont mean to offended all in all it's just harmless fun in the end. ____________ people who find grammatical and spelling errors can keep them. http://www.dragonglow.co.uk |
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| November 14, 2005, 12:47 | |
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PEader
お前はもう死んでいる 1486 posts 
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Sweet.
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| November 14, 2005, 14:32 | |
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Sandman
F3n!x0r 1194 posts 
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Kickass. w00t!
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| November 19, 2005, 16:36 | |
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Deadmaster
Where is Johnny? 458 posts |
Woot!!!
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| November 21, 2005, 04:59 | |
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Mezzmer
Square-theorist 792 posts 
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pretty damn good, the bit about Easca was cool i can see him ordering his post binge-drink battered sausage and chips and Sandman taking up the ASS? where is Kholdstare?? please include in next rhyme! oh yeah Kholdstare dosen't exist he is just ... there ;? ____________ |
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| November 21, 2005, 08:43 | |
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Puniks
AKA Piglet, Skull, but always in reversing mode 58 posts
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ok,i will try to include as many people as i can in another poem at some point in the near future, so if you want to be in it, then add your name and i will try to include you in the next rhyme. so till then here a few for you to read............ Mad Rhymes From A Mad Mind…………………….. Pocket fluff, o pocket fluff, O how I like my pocket fluff, It hides in-side the folds, And won-t do as it’s told. Pocket fluff, o pocket fluff, O how I like my pocket fluff, My hand it goes into my pocket, Like a plug into a sock-et, My fingers wiggle round and round, And the pocket fluff is found. Pocket fluff, o pocket fluff, O how I like my pocket fluff, I found some in my jeans today, And brought it out to play. It would not talk it would not walk I could not get it to do aught >========================< Pam and Jane yack yack yack They don’t breathe as they talk back One day they will find I have lost my mind And taking a great big knife I will rob each girl of her like But even if I mash there heads I bet they will still talk when dead >========================< Ping pong time to be gone I been here to long The room is fun, the room is nice But the room it always quite I feel lots of things And bundle them with string In my mind, in a box I keep them there in case the stop The stop the comes at the end The end that mean you've in the den The hole, the thing in the ground The thing that they fill in around In the ground, all said In a box you are dead >========================< Sandman sandman where art thou I heard you had sex with a cow A pat on the back, it’s for you When you fall over in cow poo In the meadow with the sheep That’s where you always sleep You are not right in the head I think that you should be dead In the room you do chatter And the silence you do shatter But we know you’re secret now You like sex with the cows >========================< [Edited on November 21, 2005 by Puniks] ____________ people who find grammatical and spelling errors can keep them. http://www.dragonglow.co.uk |
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| November 21, 2005, 18:25 | |
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TheMI3
Starving Artist 520 posts 
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Damn clowns, always getting up in your face. The trick is to punch them in the nose. Let them see how goddamned funny that is, I don't think.
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| November 21, 2005, 19:05 | |
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Fiona
games are terrible -9616558 posts 
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Niether do I.
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