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Dennis
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Use this topic to get rid of frustratioN. The first sentence's last word MUST end with capital N. The second one too. The third with two o's. The very last thing in the thread must be a smiley. The sentence before the last sentence (which must be in caps) must have as its last words two capital letters in front. 18+ shit coming now: Cruel, yet, true story of the pain of the prisoners in camp "Balzak 99+plus". The company Balzak 99 was sued for experiments on humans like ripping of scrota and splitting penisses in two. They hung comen on flesh hooks as if they were curtains. The experiments were so cruel they were sued and they renamed the company to "Balzak 99+plus". Then the Mislams of the religic cult Uslim came. They worshipped their god Ellah, which was actually a worse than the devil. It was then that Küürniküürkääröökäästräkakkkokkinftft˙˙, the Finnish hero, looked into a room by using a small window in the prison next to the foltering (say: execution) room. "I know nothing! Let me go" yelled a man bound to a chair in the dark browny publike room. The rooms where full of blood and rust however. There were chains on the ground. "Yeah sure", the guard replied "Do it", the other guard suddenly ordered. With terrifying certainty and a big smile he poured a liquid on the screaming man and he stroke a match. It will get so hot you will die blabberly. "Noooooooo" The man threw the match and the man burned and he screamed "HURGHUUUGH" and then Küürniküürkääröökäästräkakkkokkinftft˙˙ heard "SHLP SHLP SHLP" because the guards where attemting autofellatio while the man burnt to death. His guts blabberled out of the already dead body and Küürniküürkääröökäästräkakkkokkinftft˙˙ screamed when the guards where putting their fuck shafts in his remaining guts. Küürniküürkääröökäästräkakkkokkinftft˙˙ was so disgusted he killed himself with a spoon. THE END OF THIS TERRIBLE GORE STORY OK!!! A PIG!!! NO A SWINE!!! NO A MEXICAN!!!! :groar: I WANT TURTLES NOW! :groar: Anyway, I found some ninjas trying to trick me with a fish, but they used a fork instead, now my left eye is gone, everyone thinks I own Somalia. It's false, like expressions are false. This nonsensical text is not going to be loved by Jizzle, Jack and Jerry, but it must be communicated and shared with important people like YOU. Therefore I greatly thank you with underpants and bladder content of 2007. Bee afraid! BZZ haha. Here's some vinegar and SEA SALT. Enjoy your day. Don't forget to wash your dickhead too, the smegma can spread a very disturbing yet, cheesy odor. FAIL to these terms and die lonely in a basket with dogs barking all around you. You descent slowly to hell in the basket the dogs are still barking. THey want to bite of your head and lick your cherry chopstick of your feet. :thumbs: Tis thread is the darkness the darkness is what caused this thread. In the wasteland of dead turtles and amazing badgers and scary kangeroos everyone should say:; "BLEP". Later that day a man came and sold his leg to an arm company. Woody Allen, the amazing movie producent, found 100 berries. and put them up his ass. Then Miss Can'tFuckWithoutADuck came with 100 rice grains and continued by putting the rice-grains up her ass. Then the biggest man, the man we all know by name, came, oohhh yeahh... he came.... yes... smiling broadly, with 100 coconuts in his hands... Onnomatopoeia-laughing moment detected: LROAARARLLRALARLRALORALROALROLARAMLRMALRALFAROLOOLRMLFORLMFALROFLMRLMARLLFMRALFAR To be COntinued??? I THINK NOT! :cry: [Edited on October 14, 2010 by Dennis] ____________ Kwakkel |
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