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| March 31, 2009, 15:18 | |
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Dennis
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I was in a fast food "restaurant" this weekend. Waiter at the counter of a fast food place> yes sir? me° Can I have a cheeseburger without cheese please? > Do you mean a hamburger? ° No I meant a cheeseburger without cheese. > Wait I'll check... <5 minutes later> > Sir, I don't think you can have that... ° Aww... why not? > We get them in packages... ° Damn that's annoying! Then I'll take a hamburger. > Ok sir. ° Hey, wait... Can you put some salad on it, and onion? > I'm afraid it is not possible. ° Why? > You have to choose from the menu. ° Ok, just a hamburger then.... with cheese > Sir, would you like to have a cheeseburger then? ° No, since you don't have them without the cheese > But ... Do you want a cheeseburger or a hamburger then? ° A cheeseburger. without cheese, but it seems you don't have that?? > A hamburger is a cheeseburger without cheese ° Really?... That's sounds awfully awkward... Why call it a cheeseburger if it hasn't got cheese on it other customer* What? I wanted a cheeseburger and there's no cheese on it?? > Sir, please wait for your turn... ° God, I'd die for a hamburger with cheese! > Sir, would you still like to order anything from the menu without adaptations? ° No. * Wait, then I will take the cheeseburger without the cheese then! ° What? Hey! You said you didn't have them! > You know what? ... FUCK YOU ALL! YOU FUCKING RETARD CUSTOMERS! I'M GOING TO URINATE IN YOUR FOOD AND SHIT IN IT TOO.. HHNGGNNNGNGN!! THERE!! FUCK YOU ALL YOU FUCKING... FAT FUCKERS!! HYIIIIIIIAAAARHGGHGHG!!! ° O.O ... * O.O ... <everyone> O.O ... Boss appearing out of nowhere: "You're fired." ____________ Kwakkel |
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